That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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