How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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