Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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