Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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