She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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