What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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