where am i from again
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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