Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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