I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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