His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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