Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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