White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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