you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I need to sanitize my soul.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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