So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
the raccoons are back...
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