don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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