I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I have tasted many bathrooms
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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