I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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