I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
we made out on top of his cat.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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