My nipple is on Facebook.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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