and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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