Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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