I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
