Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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