You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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