Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The struggles of a small town man whore
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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