He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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