my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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