I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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