If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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