I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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