i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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