Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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