i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So here I am, sexting at work.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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