I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
