BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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