Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
