The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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