I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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