Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I want her autograph on my taint
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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