When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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