Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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