Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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