Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
