sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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