why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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