I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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