OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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