i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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