Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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