that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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