Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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