How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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