I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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