She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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