Nicole vs. Life
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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