bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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