I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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