I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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