Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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